Heinz Teichert - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | P (ps) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Rot-Weiss Essen | 40% | 20% | 40% | 1,4 |
 | Alemannia Aachen | 25% | 25% | 50% | 1,0 |
 | FC Viktoria Köln 04 | 0% | 67% | 33% | 0,7 |
 | VfL Osnabrück | 0% | 67% | 33% | 0,7 |
 | FC St. Pauli | 0% | 67% | 33% | 0,7 |
 | KFC Uerdingen 05 | 0% | 33% | 67% | 0,3 |
 | Hannover 96 | 50% | 0% | 50% | 1,5 |
 | Fortuna Köln | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | OSV Hannover | 50% | 0% | 50% | 1,5 |
 | Wuppertaler SV | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | I. SC Göttingen 05 | 50% | 50% | 0% | 2,0 |
 | Olympia Wilhelmshaven | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | Spandauer SV | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | DJK Gütersloh | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | Schwarz-Weiß Essen | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | SpVgg Erkenschwick | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | HSV Barmbek-Uhlenhorst | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | 1. FC Bocholt | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1,0 |
 | Arminia Hannover | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3,0 |
 | 1. FC Union Solingen | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | VfB Oldenburg | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
 | Bayer Leverkusen | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3,0 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3,0 |
 | Tennis Borussia Berlin | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0,0 |
| Gesamt | 20% | 30% | 50% | ||
Ich kann saufen ohne Ende.
— Hans Meyer