Thomas Kirk - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Burton Albion | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | Exeter City FC | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Derby County | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Northampton Town | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Port Vale | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Blackpool | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Cambridge United | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | FC Stevenage | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Lincoln City | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Birmingham City | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Shrewsbury Town | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Wycombe Wanderers | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Crawley Town | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Wrexham AFC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Peterborough United | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Oxford United | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Huddersfield Town | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Barnsley | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Rotherham United | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Ipswich Town | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Charlton Athletic | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 3 | 9 | 6 | 16 | 77 | 0 | 0 | 31 | |
Er hätte in seiner Karriere besser keine fünf Weißbier in zehn Minuten trinken sollen.
— Rudi Völler über Mario Basler.